Gifts

Agent double-oh two at your service! These men's crew socks are perfect for your morning constitutional.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% comb...

These sweet cotton crew socks feature a flock of our fine feathered friends and an assortment of birdhouses. Navy blue background with burgundy hee...

"Teacher Socks, 'Cause Teachers Rock!" Simple, effective & to the point. These navy blue crew socks boldly declare the truth in vibrant orange....

Sometimes we need a reminder that even in moments of chaos, there's a spark of humor waiting to ignite. Wear these socks as a therapeutic symbol of...

Polly want some juicy gossip? These colorful socks are tropical themed with two cockatiel birds and lush green foliage on an off-white background w...

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. These ankle socks feature a retro...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? These crew socks are f...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? These slightly overdramatic socks feature a skeleton and the phrase "I ALMOST DIED...but it was jus...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. These cr...

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! These brick red crew socks have an allover cube print and the secret phrase "This Meeting is Bullsh...

Especially the sweet, unassuming, cloud-riding, pink bow-wearing kind. These pink and purple ankle socks feature a girl soaring on a cloud with the...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

I like 'em. I like 'em all! These mystical men's crew socks feature all our favorite things! By fun & quirky Blue Q! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62...

I heard you like childish jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! These crew socks by Blue Q make the perfect gift for THAT person in your l...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. These crew socks feature a person with their nos...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! These crew socks are total good boys and have the caption "People ...

The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A ...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn...

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. These creepy crew socks f...

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, you'r...

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. These crew socks are by every mom's favorite...

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't used the bathroom in hours and I feel GREAT. These men's crew socks are straight ...

I totally knew you were gonna love this sock. Mustard and aqua ankle socks with a trendy eye design and caption of "Basically Psychic". By fun &...

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Tell them how you real...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! These checkboard crew socks are from Light Years favorite Blue Q! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40...

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. These crew socks from Blue Q are the perfect g...

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. These crew socks from Blue Q are the perfect gift for the Supergirl in your life! Wome...

Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it was a match made in well-bal...

If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Featuring a girl talking to her horse and the caption, ...

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of ri...

Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) crew socks...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favori...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes...